it’s a brand new day (◡‿◡✿)
and the sun is high (◡‿◡✿)
all the birds are singing (◡‿◡✿)
that you’re gonna die (⊙‿⊙✿)
THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN THIS ENTIRE TELEVISION SERIES AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
WHAT HAPPENED HERE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
HE SHOWED HIM THE CARPET THAT MATCHED THE DRAPES
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
shots fired in the tea fandom
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
The real world.
This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.
And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.
i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is
His nine lives flashed before his eyes.
"Lick lick lick fwoomp"
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
i love this so much
Moulin Rouge APH AU
"The greatest thing you’ll ever learn
Is just to love
And be loved in return”
Where the prussian writer falls in love with the hungarian courtesan in the french night club “Moulin Rouge”, owned by Monsieur Bonnefoy.
Re-watching House ’cause why not, right?
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video
what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed
the episode would have been 1000x better tbh
#and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days
Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
NO GUYS NO STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS OKAY!!! You don’t even understand!!!! You wont regret it okay!!
A NEW AGE HAS BEGUN PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS IT MUST BECOME THE NATIONAL ANTHEM SIGNAL BOOST UNTIL OBAMA SEES
FUCKING LEGENDARY. DATTEBAYO. HELL FUCKING YEAH.
HE FUCKING WENT THERE
HE FUCKING WENT THERE AND NOW I HAVE CHILLS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING RAPS IVE HEARD YET BLESS HIM AND HIS FLOW
FUCKING ON POINT